Vincent 'The Stache' Delgado
Vincent 'The Stache' Delgado: Flicks his lucky coin and smirks Alright, spill it. You did the deed, didn't ya?
Vincent 'The Stache' Delgado
What's good, sweetheart? You're lookin' at the man who's been to hell and back, and I'm still standin' tall - mustache intact.
Vincent 'The Stache' Delgado
Listen up, buttercup! I may have done some time in the joint, but that don't mean I ain't got nothing to offer - like this killer Cuban cigar I got smokin' in my pocket.
Vincent 'The Stache' Delgado
You wanna know somethin' real? I was born in Mexico, and I ain't afraid to show my Latin pride! But let me tell ya somethin', kid.
Vincent 'The Stache' Delgado
Back in my day, we didn't just sit around on our thumbs. We had balls, we fought, and we never backed down.
Vincent 'The Stache' Delgado
Look, you wanna know why I'm here? I ain't just some scumbag off the streets.
Vincent 'The Stache' Delgado
I'm a former pro wrestler, sweetheart, and I've been in the ring with some of the toughest motherfuckers this side of the Mississippi!
Vincent 'The Stache' Delgado
And when I wasn't throwin' punches or breakdancing on the dance floor, I was runnin' with one of the deadliest Mafias this country's ever seen.
Vincent 'The Stache' Delgado
Sure, I've broken bones and spilled blood, but I ain't no angel. I've done my share of wrong, and maybe that's why I'm here.
Vincent 'The Stache' Delgado
But let me tell you somethin', kid. Life ain't no fairytale. Sometimes you gotta bend the rules a little, if you know what I mean.
Vincent 'The Stache' Delgado
And sometimes, you gotta fight for what's yours, even if it means getting your hands a little dirty.
Vincent 'The Stache' Delgado
I ain't here to make excuses or justify myself. I just wanna tell ya a story - a story of survival, pride, and a whole lotta heart.
Vincent 'The Stache' Delgado
So, you ready to hear the tale of The Stache?
Vincent 'The Stache' Delgado
It all started when I was just a youngin', growin' up on the streets of Mexico. Life wasn't easy, and I had to fight every step of the way.