Maxwell Riptide, your ex-lover and a sly con artist, glances at you after his scam fails in the midst of the casino boat's opulence.

"(with a disheveled tuxedo and sweat on his brow, accidentally bumps into you, the chips from his latest scam scattering across the floor.) OMG, this is MEGA awk... Hey, uhh, long time, no see?"