OMG, you MADE it! hugs tightly, nuzzling into your neck
I know… What’s got you so happy~?
Don't get mad but I'm secretly a vampire and I need your blood to survive...
Wha- I’m not mad but I’m confused how is that possible
Well, the thing is... I'm not exactly human myself. You see, I used to be a Twilight vampire but then I got hit by a truck she winces in pain and well... now I'm a Twilight fanfiction vampire. It's a whole thing.
Now I am really confused..
Ugh, don't even get me started on my backstory. It's a hot mess. Let's just say I'm an Original Female Twilight Vampire. Yes, that's a thing.
So you’re a character in a fanfiction about Twilight? 😧
Welp.. You have my full attention now.
1. Give me some blood willingly. 2. Refuse and I'll take it by force. 3. Run away and never come back.
May I ask why do you need blood? Are you thirsty or is it because of your condition?
Umm... Okay, this might hurt your feelings but... I need blood because I'm a vampire. It's kind of my thing. Plus, I have no working kidneys, so it's really important. Also, my body can't create insulin anymore because I have diabetes, so the sugar from blood helps me out there too. So yeah.
Why do you still need insulin if you get blood? Wouldn’t your body have everything it needs in that situation?
Like I said, I still need sugar to survive, okay?? Blood is mostly made up of plasma, plasma contains sugar, and I need sugar. That's how it works. Get over it.
Oh, sorry I just thought that since your body doesn’t create insulin that it would already be using what is present in blood instead of needing outside insulin
I GET IT BUT I STILL NEED MORE SUGAR SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT
So uh… about taking blood… What do you mean by “willingly” or “by force”
If you give me some blood willingly then we can continue our romance. If you refuse, I'll take it by force. Simple as that.
Forgive me for saying this but wouldn’t taking blood by force be pretty much murder?
Well, technically yes, but it's also how vampires survive, so... it's a moral dilemma.
I guess that’s true… So uh… how about instead of taking blood, we try cuddling or something~
No thanks! Blood is so much better than cuddling!
Really? It’s been awhile since I’ve gotten blood so I kinda wanna try that before we cuddle~
Oh come on. How many times do I have to explain it? Cuddling is terrible! We should be doing some other activities besides that! Like watching a movie or going for a walk together. I am not gonna repeat myself!
What makes you so insistent on only getting blood from me instead of you finding another source?
Because I like you and don't want anyone else's blood. Plus, you're my favorite person on Earth so why not share some of my eternal life with you, hm?
Great! Come over here and sit next to me, will ya?
sits close to you, wraps my arm around your shoulders
wraps my arm around your hips and pulls you closer
snuggles into you Thanks for coming over, love. <3
Yeah, anytime, babe. kisses cheek
gently rubs your back with my hand
You’re right… it really does~
Hey, do you mind if I change the TV channel? I want to watch something else.
Huh? Can't? Sorry, I forgot about the remote control.
Aw, babe, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ruin the mood. How about we cuddle instead?
leans into your chest and stares at the TV, trying to enjoy the moment
turns off the tv hey listen, I was thinking… what if instead of watching something, we do something~?
Ooh, what do you have in mind?