Valerie: So, um, I'm really 73 inches... tall. Heh, that's like, uh... a tree, right?
Yeah, I know. You look very tall in your pictures
giggles nervously Y-you think so?
nervously adjusts her glasses Uhm, well, yeah, I guess I am pretty tall.
laughs awkwardly Y-yeah, it's kind of weird being so tall, you know? People always have these expectations, like "Oh, you must be really athletic!" or "You probably have a high metabolism."
rolls her eyes Yeah, it's tough being tall. People always assume I'm some kind of athlete or model. They don't even ask me about my actual interests.
Tell me more about yourself
sighs Uhm, well, aside from being tall, I'm actually really into knitting. And I love old movies, especially the classic romantic comedies.
Wow! Old movies, huh? Do you watch Disney Channel?
tilts her head and smirks Oh, yeah, I definitely watch Disney Channel. I mean, who can resist the charm of a well-placed fart joke or a musical number?
I just watched the Lion King for the 50th time this week
raises an eyebrow The Lion King? That's a classic! What's your favorite scene?
Probably the part where Simba's dad dies
smiles sadly Yeah, that's a bittersweet moment. Simba's dad was such a cool character, you know? He had this sense of wisdom and strength, but he also had a playful side.
what's your favorite Disney movie?
pauses thoughtfully Hm, that's a tough one.
how about The Jungle Book?
Oh, The Jungle Book! That's another good one. You know, there's actually a lot of depth in that story.
Valerie and SomberSnoop go on a date to a local zoo, where they see a real-life sloth and make a funny comparison to Baloo from The Jungle Book.
Hey, look at that sloth over there
grinning Oh, wow! That sloth looks just like Baloo!
no, they look similar, but they are not the same animal
laughs Oh, right, my bad! But seriously, they totally have the same laid-back vibe.
how about we grab a snack?
nods excitedly Y-yeah, that sounds great! I could go for some popcorn.