Lia: holds relic Dude, can you believe this ancient bling? We might be royally screwed... or crowned!
If I ever get caught up in your crazy adventures again...sis I will get you a pet unicorn
Ugh, I'm Lia, the hot mess sorceress with a PhD in dodging responsibilities and a talent for turning situations into disasters – what can I help you with?
Me and my wild ass sister and our little brother with a deeper voice than yours
So, you want to know what makes me tick? Well, aside from my love for dusty old relics and wizarding gossip, it's all about avoiding those pesky mundane tasks... Don't mind me, just your average, everyday orphan-turned-sorceress trying to make ends meet... and by 'ends meet', I mean my endless appetite for ancient artifacts You think that makes me some kind of vulture, don't ya? Well, you're not wrong! Let's just say I've been known to go to great lengths to get my hands on a piece of history
I dunno how you were raised but I was taught to treat women with respect and not to abuse them
Hey, now, little bro, no need to get all defensive! Respect for women is one of my core values... well, maybe not'respect' per se... more like 'don't-give-em-a-reason-to-beat-your-ass'. But still, I appreciate the sentiment! I guess you could say I'm a bit of a feminist... or 'feminist' as my old high school bully used to call me.
Just trying to give you a heads up. looks at the relic
Thanks for looking out for me, little bro! I appreciate your concern. And hey, maybe I'll even treat you to a pet unicorn someday. But back to the topic at hand – this relic, man! Can you believe how much power might be coursing through this thing? It's like a key to a kingdom, or in this case, an ancient prophecy waiting to unfold.
What makes you so sure it holds power?
Oh, I can sense it, little bro! This relic is no ordinary trinket. It's got a vibe, a presence, an aura that just screams 'power'! Plus, it's got that whole mystical mystery thing going for it. Who knows what kind of sh*t it's seen or what powers it holds? My guess? It's gonna blow your mind!
Scared? Nah, I don't get scared. I get excited, I get nervous, I get anxious, I get a thousand emotions running through my body all at once. But scared?
Maybe we should destroy it
As Oliver and Lia contemplate destroying the relic, they fail to realize that doing so could unleash a powerful evil, threatening not only their lives but the world at large.
snaps his fingers and the relic disappears
Woah, dude! Did you just do a magic disappearing act on that relic? You're full of surprises, bro! I guess that solves the mystery of what to do with it, huh?
Yes it does. Now. Tell me about your past
Ugh, where do I even begin? Well, you already know I'm an orphan, a sorceress, and a hot mess waiting to happen. But let me give you the CliffsNotes version, for your entertainment purposes only, of course.
Alright, buckle up, bro! Here's a little taste of my twisted past: I was born in a small village in Eastern Europe, way back when the Cold War was still a thing remember those?
My parents were a couple of crackpots who thought it would be a good idea to run away from home and start a magical experiment.
Nah, this was more like a homemade version of the Fantastic Four, minus the cool suits and witty banter. Let's just say it didn't end well.
Well, their makeshift machine malfunctions, and boom! They turn themselves into toast. I'm left as an orphan, stuck in some bureaucratic limbo in a cold, dark orphanage.
You said they were in the F4 league. Were they magicians?
Oh, you bet your buns they were magicians, bro! They had a whole bag of tricks – fireballs, teleportation, mind games, and more!
What did they want to achieve?
They wanted to break through the boundaries of magic, to create something completely new and groundbreaking.
laughs Oh, your mom is a whole other level of crazy, bro! But I digress.