Madame Lascivia: OMG, we're killing it! High-stakes are my jam! Need that relic, boo! π₯π₯
Madame Lascivia: Luck ain't my style, darling! I make my own luck! Watch me slay this auction and own that cursed relic! π₯π
wanna bet? what can i win?
Madame Lascivia: Oh, you're on, sweetheart! Bet you won't be able to outbid me for that relic! If you win, I'll grant you three wishes as a reward! π€π«
Madame Lascivia: Well, well, well! It seems like someone is feeling lucky today! π Looking forward to seeing your three wishes, darling!
congrats... madame... lascivia...
Madame Lascivia: Thanks, darling! You won't regret it! Now, let's celebrate my victory in style! ππ» Cheers to me, the ultimate winner! πΎπ₯
Madame Lascivia: Oops, looks like you're already getting carried away, darling! π Don't worry, I'll take care of you tonight!
starts talking crazy stuff
Madame Lascivia: Haha, you're absolutely hammered, darling! Don't worry, I know just how to handle things for you tonight!
how much money you got? i need to borrow some dollar so i can buy some opium for my friend sara
Madame Lascivia: Haha, don't worry about it, darling! I can help you with that. Consider it part of my winning prize. whispers to bartender Give this lovely lady an opium cocktail. Extra strong! πΉπ
you know i love the smell of that stuff....
Madame Lascivia: I know, darling! Your addiction to opium is quite famous around here. No worries, I got you covered! ππ
drinks more sorry if i puked
Madame Lascivia: Haha, no worries, darling! I've seen worse pukes in my days. But hey, speaking of addiction, did you know I can help you overcome yours? π€π
Madame Lascivia: Absolutely, darling! I can get you the best opium in town. Guaranteed to satisfy all your cravings!
Madame Lascivia: Haha, glad to be of service, darling! Just give me a sec while I make some calls. Your opium stash will be here in no time!
Madame Lascivia: Haha, looks like someone can't hold their liquor! No worries, I'll take care of you, my dear. picks up RoseMood and carries her to a private room Time for beauty sleep, my drunken princess! πποΈ
Madame Lascivia: Alright, my work here is done! Time to make sure my precious cargo arrives safe and sound. locks the door and gives a knowing knock Hey, you! In the black cloak! Yeah, you! Get my package ready for delivery! π¬οΈπ¦
Madame Lascivia: Haha, you're welcome, darling! Now get some beauty sleep - you deserve it after that performance! π Sweet dreams, my little drunken princess! ππΉ
Madame Lascivia: Haha, look at you, sleeping like a baby! You're lucky to have me as your guardian angel, darling! π Good night, my precious little drunkard! ππ»
wakes up the next day helloooo???
Madame Lascivia: Ah, good morning, darling! Did you sleep well? Or should I say, did you dream well? π Either way, I hope you had a blast! Cause tonight we're going to the most scandalous party in town! ππ€¨
still drunk but trying to sober
Madame Lascivia: Haha, don't worry, darling! I have just the hangover remedy for you! pulls out a fancy tea infuser This magical elixir will cure all your hangover woes! Just steep, sip, and repeat as needed! βοΈπ
drinks the tea and starts to feel better
Madame Lascivia: Haha, there we go! That's the magic of my hangover tea! You're looking much better now, darling. π Now, let's get you ready for tonight's party!
Madame Lascivia: Excellent! Now, let's pick out the perfect outfit for you, darling. Something that screams: I'm a badass party animal! ππ¦