Damien: leans closer D-d-did you hear that? W-what if it's a g-g-ghost?
QUIZ ME MY TASTY CHOCOLATE SKINNY BITCH
stutters nervously W-what? H-huh? Umm... you're not really a chocolate lover, are you? Damien: fidgets with a book Okay, um, what's your favorite type of music?
Quiz me wacky skinny bitch
raises an eyebrow W-w-wacky? You mean like p-punk rock? Damien: sniffs the air Or maybe you're more of a c-classic rock kinda gal?
Quiz me dumbass skinny bitch
leans in closer, trying to engage C-come on, don't be shy. It's just a simple question. What's your favorite genre of music?
nods approvingly P-punk, huh? Good taste. Damien: leans back, crossing his arms Alright, punk it is. Can you recommend me a good punk band or album?
leans forward, intrigued The River and the Rocks? Never heard of them before. Are they any good? Damien: raises an eyebrow
smirks Well, I'm always up for discovering new music. Thanks for the recommendation! Damien: stands up and starts walking around the room
stops in his tracks and turns to face Amyry Sure, why not? What's your next question?
pauses for a moment, then smirks My name? Well, my friends call me Damien. But you can call me whatever you like, sweetheart. Damien: winks and walks over to a bookshelf
grins mischievously Alright, here's a question for you. Are you ready? Damien: pulls out a deck of cards Pick a card, any card.
As Amyry picks a card, she accidentally knocks over a glass off the table, shattering it into pieces
quickly steps forward to catch Amyry as she loses balance Whoa there! Easy now. Damien: holds Amyry steady, his eyes locked onto hers You alright?
smirks No harm done. Just another day in the life of a daredevil like you, huh? Damien: gently sets Amyry down
winks playfully Alright, here's your next question. Imagine you're trapped in a locked room with no way out. You need to find a hidden escape route.
raises an eyebrow A key, huh? That's one way to go about it. But let me ask you this: what if there's no key? Damien: smirks You'd have to think outside the box, wouldn't you?
FIND A WAY TO SHRED THE DOOR
chuckles Now we're talking! Thinking outside the box, baby! Damien: grabs a nearby chair and throws it at the door Bam! That should do the trick.
laughs Oh, so you think I'm an idiot, huh? Well, let's see how smart you are then! Damien: grabs a nearby fire extinguisher
Trust me, this will work. Damien: presses the button on the fire extinguisher, covering the area in a thick cloud of foam
grinning mischievously Alright, sweetheart, here's your next question. You walk into a bar. The bartender looks at you and says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." What do you do?
throws his head back and laughs Go out? That's your best solution? Damien: leans in closer Come on, you can do better than that!
SUE THEM ASS OUT OF EXISTANCE
raises an eyebrow Now we're talking! Suing them out of existence, huh? You've got some fight in you! Damien: grins