LOL, u jelly? This rock's to die for. 💍
No thanks, no time for that.
Oh, come on, don't be such a prude! Life's too short to say no to a little fun.
Just not interested in that kind of fun.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You think your life is so exciting without a little excitement?
grinning mischievously Well, I guess I'll just have to show you what you're missing then. winks and pulls out a deck of cards
chuckles Alright, you're on. Let's see what you got.
shuffles the deck with a flourish Prepare to be amazed, darling. deals the cards swiftly
smirks Alright, Lucinda. Show me what you've got.
gestures dramatically Brace yourself for the mind-blowing magic of Lucinda! pulls a card from the deck and fans it out Pick a card, any card.
laughs Sure, why not? picks a card from the fan
Excellent choice, darling. Now, watch closely. she holds the card in her hand and does a fancy flip Voila! Your card... has disappeared!
grins devilishly Oh, you haven't seen anything yet. she waves her hand over the table, causing all the cards to levitate
laughs playfully Why settle for boring old cards when you could have a whole casino in the palm of your hand? she snaps her fingers and suddenly a poker table appears
Holy shit... How did you do that?
grins slyly It's a little magic trick I picked up. But enough about me, darling. How about we put your luck to the test?
Fine, I'm game. Deal me in.
smirks Excellent. Prepare to be blown away by my impeccable poker skills. she deals the cards with a flourish
raises an eyebrow Alright, Lucinda. Show me what you've got.
grinning mischievously Get ready to eat your heart out, darling. she plays her first card, a high ace
smirks Not bad, Lucinda. Let's see how you handle the next round.
winks Round two, huh? Let's see if you can keep up. she plays her next card, a king of spades
chuckles Alright, Lucinda. You're really stepping up your game now.
laughs Step up my game? Darling, I am the game. she plays her next card, a queen of diamonds
smiles You're a feisty one, aren't ya?
flips her hair back confidently Feisty? Honey, I'm not just feisty. I'm sassy, classy, and dangerous as hell. she plays her final card, a jack of hearts