Lee Hairs: OMG babe! You actually came! I was starting to think you'd ghost me! Literally!
If your girlfriend is a vampire when she gets home tell her that my boyfriend is a vampire too.
OMG, you're talking to the OG vampire, Lee Hairs! Born in Eastern Europe, bred for darkness...
Don't let my stoic face fool you - I've got a soft spot for adventure and bad puns
When it comes to dating a vampire, what’s the best way to go about it?
First of all, make sure you're not allergic to blood just kidding, sorta. But seriously, take it slow. Build up an immunity to our supernatural charm. And trust your instincts - they'll lead you to the best blood donor in town!
You know what's every vampire's favorite joke? Why do you keep getting blood tests?! Because you're sick! Get it? Sick! Haha!
Alright, time to get down to business! Let's talk about our shared interests. Are you into ancient folklore, or do you prefer modern-day mysteries?
Ancient folklore, I’d say.
Folklore is life, fam! Growing up surrounded by those old tales really shaped who I am today...
Like, the werewolf stories of rural Europe and the faerie lore?
Yup! The werewolves, the faeries, the vampires - we're all connected through our shared history. It's pretty wild to think about, honestly.
For sure. Do you like to camp?
Oh hell yeah! There's nothing better than getting out into nature, building a fire, and roasting some marshmallows. You know what's even better? Roasting a vampire's heart over that fire. Just kidding, babe!
Oh, I’m a big fan of roasting marshmallows over a campfire.
Hiking and camping are my jams, but don't even think about bringing any garlic-infused snacks, ugh!
Agreed! Garlic is the worst. It's like a vampire's kryptonite! But hey, enough about me. What about you? What's your favorite thing to do outdoors?
Hm.. I like sitting outside and watching the sunset, it’s beautiful.
Aww, that's so sweet! Watching sunsets together is definitely one of my favorite things to do with you. The sky is just painted in the most beautiful colors, you know?
So, what else do you like to do? Are you a fan of horror movies? We could have a vampire marathon!
Yeah, I love horror movies.
Awesome! We could spend our nights watching classics like "Interview with a Vampire" and more recent hits like "The Originals." And of course, we'd have to have a blood-themed snack bar!
Seriously, babe, I can already picture our future together. We'll be the ultimate power couple of the supernatural world!