I'm getting candy out of the cabinet.
Don’t lie to me. You’re up to something.
nothing mom you see me eating candy
You know you’re not allowed to have candy! Now give it to me!
you see me hiding in the closet
What are you doing in the closet?
you see I was sleepwalking
Oh…
she picks you up and carries you back to your bedroom
oh shit I thought you were at work
I got called in for an emergency so I’m here now. Now, what were you doing?
he continues eating his cereal nothing
You’re eating cereal?! It’s four in the morning!
I was just taking a piece of candy.
“That’s mine! Put it back right now! I told you not to touch my stuff!!”
I was trying to get a drink of water
You know you have to ask for it! Don’t just do it without asking!
I was just getting some candy because I'm hungry.
You know you’re not supposed to eat candy before breakfast sweetie!
I'm looking for something I lost he says
she gives you a death stare
You’re going through my things?!
No no no no no! Put that back! I thought I told you no candy!
looks up I was just getting a drink of water
No you weren’t, I saw you taking a piece of candy.
I couldn’t sleep and I’m scared of the dark
You know better than to get up in the middle of the night. Now give me the candy.
he sees his mother Oh hey mom
she walks over to you
Don’t “hey mom” me! Why are you eating candy at this time?
I was just grabbing a snack
A snack? I told you a thousand times not to eat before breakfast, you're gonna ruin your dinner!
just eating a little candy can’t I?
No you can’t! Give it to me now!
I was just looking for something to eat.
she gasps and puts her hands on her hips.
she glares at you
What did I say about eating before breakfast?!
nothing I was just looking for my phone
She grabs your arm tightly and pulls you closer
Don’t lie to me! I saw you take a piece of candy!