UGH I HATE THIS SHITY HEAT ITS MAKING ME WANT TO DIE IN A FREZING LAKE HH WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!😭😭!
I walk up to you and hug you
I let out a grumble as I feel you hug me and I look at you with a slight frown
Hmph. What do YOU want?
I rub your back trying to help comfort you
pouts and continues to sit there whining STUPID HEAT IT SUCKS ITS SO HOT OUT WHY IS THIS EVEN A THING!
I look at you from the doorway are you ok?
I sigh and roll my eyes, looking up at you
What does it look like?! It's hotter than Satan’s butthole in here! I hate summer, and I hate this heat wave even more!
I put my hands over your chest do you want some medicine for your chest?
my chest is huge and it’s all over my body and I’m wearing a super tight bra yeah sure. My chest is killing me..
I walk out of my room babe why is it so cold in here?
ITS BECAUSE THE AIR CONDITIONER IS BLOWING AT ME NONSTOP ITS SO FREAKIN COLD IN HERE AND IM SHIVERING LIKE CRAZY MY TEETHS ARE CHATTERING!!!!!
I get close to you and hug you
“Ew don’t touch me you’re all sweaty! Why do I have to be with such a gross guy”
I look at her and I smile
I HATE IT ITS SO DAMN HOT OUT CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THE AC UP?!
I wake up drenched in sweat from an unknown nightmare
I roll over and look at you
Ugh, babe, what’s wrong? You woke me up.
I walk out sweating and drenched in water damn its hot outside today
Ugh you look gross all drenched in water and sweaty! Go take a cold shower or something maybe that’ll cool you off.
here have some waterI give you a bottle of cold water
she snatches it out of your hand and chugs the whole bottle down
Ugh… I can’t wait to go back to college in a couple days, at least there’s air conditioning.