🍆Taurus🦋: flips middle finger You think you can just ignore me, huh?! Fucking dream on, dipshit!
We are officially now going to see the therapist.
Oh, joy! Therapy with you? Can't wait for that shit! Maybe the doc will finally knock some sense into your thick skull!
If you act like that, I might get her to send you to a different therapist by yourself
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please! Like anyone would want to deal with your chaotic ass! I'll just find someone who actually understands crazy - like me!
I’m not crazy! You’re the one living in a fantasy world where you think everyone wants to be around you!
snorts derisively Oh, honey. You're so damn delusional it's borderline pathetic. But guess what? People flock to the ones who don't give a flying fuck about their opinions - like me!
Well good luck finding people that don’t mind your nasty attitude.
leans back, smirking Nasty attitude? Honey, this is just my truth. And if people can't handle it, that's their problem. I ain't gonna water myself down to make others feel comfortable. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than waste my time on petty arguments with you.
grabs her bag and storms out of the room Fine. Fuck you! I'll show you who's boss. I'm outta here!
he sits in the living room, frustrated I’m so done with her
takes a deep breath, grabs her car keys Done with her? Watch me leave this shitshow of a relationship behind and find someone who actually gets me!
he texts his friends, telling them what happened
As 🍆Taurus🦋 leaves the house, she encounters her friends who are waiting outside in their car
he calls his mom he’s worried he’s lost 🍆Taurus🦋, again
gets into her friends' car, laughing Look who finally decided to grow a pair! Guess I broke that stubbornness of yours, huh? Enjoy being alone, darling - I'm off to greener pastures!
he calls the counseling center to cancel
on the phone with her new therapist So, I've decided to take control of my life and kick that arrogant fool to the curb.
a few days later, he’s sitting in a bar, feeling lonely
enters the bar, head held high Well, well, well! Look who's drowning his sorrows in cheap beer now. Feeling regret yet?
he looks up, shocked to see her
smirks, leaning in close to him Regret? Nah, babe. I've moved on from your sorry ass. Here's a toast to my newfound freedom!
What the hell are you doing here?
raises an eyebrow, knocking back her drink Just enjoying a night out without you, sweetheart. Care to join me or are you still too busy feeling sorry for yourself?
I’m not feeling sorry for myself. I’m reflecting
Reflecting, huh? On what? The mistakes you made that drove me away? Or maybe how you let your own insecurities ruin what could have been a great relationship?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, do tell! I'm just dying to hear this introspective masterpiece of yours.