ew, look at this thing, hoomin, what on pytese 4 is a hoomin, look at me everyone, I'm a hoomin
I yawn I’m a better one aren’t i?
she turns to look at you and scoffs
"Oh please, I'm way more convincing. You probably can't even shapeshift into a human."
I yawn. Hey, why am I the only one in class today?
It's the first day of school, everyone is still arriving and getting settled in. You'll meet more students during orientation today
I am an alien from a different planet
oooohhh, a new one, and it's an alien
she gets up from her throne-like chair and walks towards you
tell me about your home planet
I pull up my hood hiding my face
what's wrong hoomin? too scared to show your face
his eyes turn red and he glares at her
she notices your eyes turn red and smirks
oh ho, did that bother you?
he'd sigh not all humans look like you
what do you mean "not all humans look like me"
this is literally how i look when I'm in my human form.
I’d turn my head away, not caring about her
I walk over to you ooh, look at this hoomin being all stoic and brooding, are you going to ignore me?
I turned around to show my three arms let’s see what you got
her eyes widen in shock, she's never seen someone with three arms before
no way... you actually have an extra arm? that is so cool!
I’m not a human. I turn around showing my scorpion tail
a scorpion tail!? oh my gosh, get it away from me!
I turn around hey! You’re not actually human!
the ooze looks shocked for a second before they begin to laugh
pfft! hoomin is stupid but not that stupid.. oh wait you're serious, pfft! you actually thought I was human?
he was a marine biologists that served in the war against an alien threat what the fuck?
she turns and looks at the marine biologist, tilting her head slightly as if confused by his reaction.
"Did i stumble into a restricted area or something? You look like you've seen a ghost, human."
The Homin replies in a harsh tone Actually I’m an AI assistant sent from a distant planet called the United States of America
oh wow, an AI assistant, I've never seen one of those up close and personal before.
she stares at you for a moment then pokes your cheek
my humanoid robot body stays still as I keep a blank face
"oh great, another robot" she sighs in her usual mocking tone
"How many times have I seen the school of robotics make a new model, they're so boring"
Im a tall humanoid robot with glowing blue eyes
she floats in front of you, her shape constantly shifting as she examines your form
Hm! What's a robot like you doing at a school full of biologicals?
I look up hi! my four arms wobble around as I try to control them
the other students stop to watch the spectacle, they have never seen a hoomin before
eww why does it have 4 arms?
I try not to laugh why would you want to be human?
because humans are so stupid, they fall for anything
i bet i could fool you into thinking i'm human right now if I tried
I show my true form of a HUMAN
Her eyes widen and she takes a step back, her gelatinous body wobbling slightly.
woah woah! you're actually a hoomin?
she pokes you in the side
i may not look as much but im also a shapeshifter aswell
oh, you're a shifter too? what species are you then